A little taste of a theory that has been circling around the Internet for the last couple of months. The big question being: ' Is the Roswell UFO Crash invovled with the new Indiana Jones flick?' If the trailer and all supporting evidence is any hint, that is a: "yes.... gosh damn it".
Okay, I keep flip-flopping on whether this would be a bad thing or not. The Indiana Jones franchise has always been well known for having completely "off-the-wall" crazy plots. First you had the Nazis hunting The Lost Ark, then you had Indiana Jones being attacked by voo-doo bald guys, and in The Last Crusade the Nazis returned to hunt down The Holy Grail.
How... how do aliens fit into all of this? Are we soon going to find out that The Lost Ark was infact a piece of alien technology? Or that the Holy Grail was infact not The Cup of Christ at all, but something E.T. used to sip Mountain Dew? The possibilites baffle the mind! Please Mr. Lucas and Mr. Speilberg... don't screw this up.
Need further proof? Take a look at this video for the Indiana Jones lego sets that are coming out.
Is that a lazer cannon at the top of the temple? And those skeletons look sort of... I don't know... alien? Uguu!!!
It makes Ayu very upset! Uguu!
The poster is pretty amazing though. I even like the look of the skull itself. Even though it is obviously constructed to look like a Roswell Grey head.
I really don't know though. This is probably the movie I'm most excited to see at the moment (besides The Dark Knight), and yet it keeps on throwing me reasons to hate it with a fan-boy rage fueled by "Warp 5 Anger". Either this will be really really cool, or really really stupid. Expect a review by the time the aliens crash land into cineplexes sometime around May. I do feel people need to be warned before they see this though. There should be a sign.
WARNING: THERE IS A VERY STRONG POSSIBILITY THAT THIS FILM MAY SUCK! INSTEAD OF MAKING A TRADITONAL INDIANA JONES FLICK, STEVEN AND GEORGE HAVE DECIDED TO THROW IN ALIENS. WHY? GOD ONLY KNOWS!!!
This trailer still sends chills down my spine.
"Your a teacher?"
"... Part time." Classic.
2 comments:
That skull looks very out of place.
Aaand we all know that the Holy Grail was used for Mountain Dew by ET.
I like the skull actually. I don't really care for what it might be leading to though. This franchise has always been based around religious relics and holy magic and all of that sort of stuff. Aliens have nothing to do with Indiana Jones.
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